It’s not often that I sympathise with Crystal Palace’s publicity-seeking blonde bombshell of an owner Simon Jordan or their highly abrasive manager Neil Warnock but it’s impossible not to feel sorry f

With the countdown well and truly on before the opening weekend of the season it seems like a good time to take a closer look at this season’s ONLY title contenders; Manchester United, Liverpool and C

I’ve always like Peter Crouch. His crazy robotic dancing, funny interviews and choice of girlfriend only add to the affection I hold for him as a player. A lanky streak of p**s he might be but the boy

Several days have past now for me to digest the news but I am still scratching my head at the appointment of Sven Goran Eriksson as Notts County’s director of football.

Notts County’s new owners a

Chelsea without their talismanic skipper John Terry just wouldn’t be Chelsea would they? It’s certainly hard to imagine the England defender in the light blue shirt of Manchester City.

When I fir

Most Arsenal fans I know will be laughing heartily at news that Manchester City have agreed to hand their club a whopping £25million for a striker that has long since given up on giving his best for t

Maybe I’m being a little bit harsh but am I not alone in wondering why on earth Sir Alex Ferguson is about to sign a cheque for £16million in order to sign Wigan wide man Antonio Valencia?

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As if losing one key forward wasn’t bad enough, Sir Alex Ferguson has now been informed that Carlos Tevez no longer wishes to be a Manchester United player either.

Personally I don’t think the Uni

Just a few short days ago it appeared that Liverpool were in the market to make world class signings such as Carlos Tevez and David Villa this summer. That no longer seems to be the case thanks to the

With the season all but over now, barring a couple of international fixtures here and there we can all start dreaming of the beach. Before I head off to sunnier climes I thought it would be fun to sel