What a shock, 'professional footballers cheat' sensation. In all my years of spectating and officiating I never suspected that such things took place.

Just like police chief Captain Renault, playe

Ah, that old chestnut of a pan-European league. An all-singing, all-dancing monster of a competition, bringing together Europe’s biggest, richest and most ambitious clubs for a self-serving orgy of TV

It’s not often that I sympathise with Crystal Palace’s publicity-seeking blonde bombshell of an owner Simon Jordan or their highly abrasive manager Neil Warnock but it’s impossible not to feel sorry f

Rafa can moan all he likes about the penalties that never were at the Lane on Sunday but the painful truth is his side’s 2-1 defeat encapsulated why Liverpool didn’t win the title last season and why

It’s the age old question, innit? Is Davey Moyes being an old misery guts, standin in little Jolly’s dream move to Eastlands or is the player a money-grabbing, scheming sod who should be burnt at the

Why all this talk of Ramps being parachuted into the England side for the Oval Test when Andrew Strauss and the selectors should be begging Banger to pad up and come in at number three against the Aus

I doubt Arsene Wenger will have been overjoyed when Arsenal were drawn against Celtic in the Champions League play-offs today. Failure to qualify would be a financial disaster for the Gunners and over

I wonder whether, on accepting the increasingly poisoned chalice that is the Chelsea job in June, Carlo Ancelotti sat down in his new office, pocketed Roman’s fat cheque then looked at the Blues squad

Ricky Pontings men will be very confident of the outcome of the 3rd Test and will start the 4th Test in a postive frame of mind that they can win the the Test at Headingley.

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He’s not a bad player is the Spanish lad. Fair play, he can pass a ball, can’t he? Can’t blame Liverpool either for selling up for £30 million, which is more than small change. Madrid get their man an